May be, Death is the endpoint to everyone. Looking for comedian quotes on death? Let’s here grab American Comedian George Carlin’s quotes on death that help you understand his views on death.
1. Death is caused by swallowing small amounts of saliva over a long period of time.
– George Carlin
2. If no one knows when a person is going to die, how can we say he died prematurely?
– George Carlin
3. I’m completely in favor of the separation of Church and State. These two institutions screw us up enough on their own, so both of them together is certain death.
– George Carlin
4. Good news for senior citizens: Death is near!
– George Carlin
5. At a formal dinner party, the person nearest death should always be seated closest to the bathroom.
– George Carlin
6. The most unfair thing about life is the way it ends. I mean, life is tough. It takes up a lot of your time. What do you get at the end of it A Death What’s that, a bonus I think the life cycle is all backwards.
– George Carlin
7. Property is theft. Nobody owns anything. When you die, it all stays here.
– George Carlin
