1. My name is Uncle Ruckus, No relation.
2. Yeah! I work about 32 jobs over the course of a week.
3. Instead of sitting around here chopping the brillo off eachother’s heads, ya’ll should take your black asses to Iraq and help fight for our freedom!
4. Hey, you quit playing with the white man’s water boy! And you, turn off that goddamn jungle noise!
5. We will use the tools that god gave us to fight then N*****: The Whip, The Noose, The Job Application.
6. Security, We got a code black. I repeat, code black.
7. I’m as white as they come.
8. If you black of skin and full sin come forward so that I may lay my hands on you. Black be gone! Praise white Jesus!
9. The law say when the bicycle stop, the wheels supposed to stop. You need a special permit for wheels like that.
10. Oh no. Th this this can’t be. It says i’m 102% african with a 2% margin of error.